If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

The future of computer power is pure simplicity.

Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.

The film project has been “twenty years of constipation,” and he likens the Hollywood process to “trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.”

I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a head injury. I could be in serious trouble and so could she.'" "What did she say?" "She hit me on the head with the rock again," Ford responded curtly. "I think i can confirm that was my daughter." "Sweet kid." "You have to get to know her," said Arthur. "She eases up, does she?" "No, but you get a better sense of when to duck.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.