Fifteen years was a long time to be stranded anywhere, particularly somewhere as mind-boggingly dull as Earth.
Douglas AdamsDirk was, for one of the few times in a life of exuberantly prolific loquacity, wordless.
Douglas AdamsMc Donalds he thought. There's no longer any such thing as a Mc Donalds hamburger. He passed out. When he came around seconds later he found he was sobbing for his mother.
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