You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen.
Douglas AdamsFor as long as he could remember, heโd suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there.
Douglas AdamsIf everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?
Douglas AdamsBeing literate as a writer is good craft, is knowing your job, is knowing how to use your tools properly and not to damage the tools as you use them.
Douglas AdamsHe actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.
Douglas AdamsYou barbarians!' he yelled. 'I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until...until you've had enough.' Ford was running after him. Very very fast. 'And then I will do it again!' yelled Arthur, 'And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them!
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