Dirk was, for one of the few times in a life of exuberantly prolific loquacity, wordless.

Please relax," said the voice pleasantly, like a stewardess in an airliner with only one wing and two engines one of which is on fire, "you are perfectly safe.

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.

We are now cruising at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.

The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them.

How do I know the past is not a fiction conceived to reconcile the difference between my state of mind and the present.