You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod,"nothing but a gnab gib." A what?" Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.

Being offended by things is the world's big hobby at the moment. It's almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.

Trillian had come to suspect that the main reason [Zaphood] had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.

We no longer think of chairs as technology, we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time when we hadn't worked out how many legs chairs should have, how tall they should be, and they would often "crash" when we tried to use them. Before long, computers will be as trivial and plentiful as chairs and we will cease to be aware of the things. In fact I'm sure we will look back on this last decade and wonder how we could ever have mistaken what we were doing with them for "productivity"