Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

When you see such photos, you can't help but wonder at just how sweet and sad and innocent all moments of life are rendered by the tripping of a camera's shutter, for at that point the future is still unknown and has yet to hurt us, and also for that brief moment, our poses are accepted as honest.

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.