TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

Unhappy endings are just as important as happy endings. They’re an efficient way of transmitting vital Darwinian information. Your brain needs them to make maps of the world, maps that let you know what sorts of people and situations to avoid.

Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

Happy. And then I got afraid that it would vanish as quickly as it came. That it was accidental-- that I didn't deserve it. It's like this very, very nice car crash that never ends.

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.