I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger

I think if human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. Wouldn't life be more interesting that way? And now that I think about it, why the heck don't they? Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you'd meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to - like talking to dogs.

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books is the same as giving them away.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

You really have to wonder why we even bother to get up in the morning. I mean, really: Why work? Simply to buy more stuff? That's just not enough. Look at us all. What's the common assumption that got us all from there to here? What makes us deserve the ice cream and running shoes and wool Italian suits we have? I mean, I see all of us trying so hard to acquire so much stuff, but I can't help but feeling that we didn't merit it.