As you grow older, it becomes harder to feel 100 percent happy; you learn all the things that can go wrong, you become superstitious about tempting fate, about bringing disaster upon your life by accidentally feeling too good one day.

Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family - it's just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.

Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you.

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

So much information lacks a good way to store it, especially when it's all digital; sometimes it requires old technology to go back and retrieve it.