The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth - it's about the redistribution of time.

Their talk was endless, compulsive, and indulgent, sometimes sounding like the remains of the English language after having been hashed over by nuclear war survivors for a few hundred years.

We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

Kids today do nothing. They're so apathetic. We used to go out and protest. All they do is shop and complain.

Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, "Life must be lived forward.

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.