Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, "Life must be lived forward.

And in your new lives you'll have to live entirely for that one sensation-that of imminent truth. And you're going to have to holler for it, steal for it, beg for it-and you're never to stop asking questions about it twenty-four hours a day, the rest of your life.

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

The best part of my life is gone, and what remains is whizzing past so quickly I feel like I'm Krazy-Glue'ed onto a mechanical bull of a time machine.

...you spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young. Rules change along the way. The first things to go are those things you thought were eternal.

So much information lacks a good way to store it, especially when it's all digital; sometimes it requires old technology to go back and retrieve it.