Chronocanine Envy: Sadness experienced when one realized that, unlike one's dog, one cannot live only in the present tense. As Kierkegaard said, "Life must be lived forward.

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

Discussions of generations only go downhill. There's no point in having them.

You've seen what you've seen; you've felt what you've felt. Ideology is for people who don't trust their own experiences and perceptions of the world.

SAFETY NET-ISM: The belief that there will always be a financial and emotional safety net to buffer life's hurts. Usually parents.

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.