Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.
Douglas CouplandSometimes you can't realize you're in a bad mood until another person enters your orbit.
Douglas CouplandDo you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fast as you can and then close your eyes and see what happens?
Douglas CouplandThe modern world is devoted to vanishing species, vanishing weather and vanishing capacity for wonder.
Douglas CouplandWhen someone tells you theyโve just bought a house, they might as well tell you they no longer have a personality. You can immediately assume so many things: that theyโre locked into jobs they hate; that theyโre broke; that they spend every night watching videos; that theyโre fifteen pounds overweight; that they no longer listen to new ideas. Itโs profoundly depressing.
Douglas Coupland