A good piece of technology dreams of the day when it will be replaced by a newer piece of technology. This is one definition of progress.

What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality?

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

Happy. And then I got afraid that it would vanish as quickly as it came. That it was accidental-- that I didn't deserve it. It's like this very, very nice car crash that never ends.

The Vienna Franks are a good example of urban white acid folk revivalism crossed with ska.