Capitalization implies a hierarchy, that some letters are more special than others.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.

Keep your treasure to yourself.

Venice Beach: proof of the biological impossibility of imagining a person being simultaneously good-looking and poor.

I didn't realize then that so much of being adult is reconciling ourselves with the awkwardness and strangeness of our own feelings. Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience

Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

I mean five thousand years ago people emerge out of nowhere -sproing!- with brains and everything and begin wrecking the planet. You'd think we'd give the issue a little more thought than we do.