I want to see books taken out of historical time and placed into a different timeline, such as evolutionary or geological time, as a means of putting the human experience in context.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.

I kind of wonder if creativity is all morphing into one big thing that's not even art, but something universal and bigger.

Lists only spell out the things that can be taken away from us by moths and rust and thieves. If something is valuable, don't put it in a list. Don't even say the words.