If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

HISTORICAL SLUMMING: the act of visiting locations such as diners, smokestack industrial sites, rural villageslocations where time appears to have been frozen many years backso as to experience relief when one returns back to'the present'.

So much information lacks a good way to store it, especially when it's all digital; sometimes it requires old technology to go back and retrieve it.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.

I'm an adult. Discipline me and I'll bury you alive. - Roger

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.