Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.
You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.
Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
It's not healthy to live life as a succession of isolated little cool moments.
Back in the late 1970's, when I was fifteen years old, I spent every penny I then had in the bank to fly across the continent in a 747 jet to Brandon, Manitoba, deep in the Canadian prairies, to witness a total eclipse of the sun.