Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just around the corner. In the end I believe we never do convince ourselves. I know that I found it increasingly hard to maintain the pose of emotional self-sufficiency lying on my bed and sitting at my desk, watching the gulls cartwheeling in the clouds over the bridges, cradling myself in my own arms, breathing warm chocolate-and-vodka breath on a rose I had found on a street corner, trying to force it to bloom.

Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.

I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.

Question: If there were two of you which one would win?

The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth - it's about the redistribution of time.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.