Compromise is said to be the way of the world and yet I find myself feeling sick trying to accept what it has done to me.

Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.

She went crazy with a calm face, justifiably so.

People will always choose more money over more sex

I thought about how odd it is for billions of people to be alive, yet not one of them is really quite sure of what makes people people. The only activities I could think of that humans do that have no animal equivalent were smoking, body-building and writing. That's not much, considering how special we seem to think we are.

I think that to acknowledge a new generation is to acknowledge some degree of obsolescence in yourself, and that is very hard to do and often comes with undeniable anger.

Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova.