Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
Douglas CouplandBeing asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.
Douglas CouplandDeath without the possibility of ever changing the world is the same as a life that never was.
Douglas CouplandYou know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.
Douglas CouplandEarth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
Douglas CouplandGive parents the tiniest of confidences and they'll use them as crowbars to jimmy you open and rearrange your life with no perspective. Sometimes I'd just like to mace them. I want to tell them that I envy their upbringings that were so clean, so free of futurelessness. And I want to throttle them for blindly handing over the world to us like so much skid-marked underwear.
Douglas Coupland