Why are we even here [on earth], what's our human nature? It's precipitating a real philosophical crisis that I find quite fascinating.

Chronotropic Drugs:Drugs engineered to affect one's sense of time. Chronodecelocotropic drugs have no short term effect but over time give one the impression that time feels longer. Chronoaccelocotropic drugs have the opposite effect.

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

I think there is a Paris inside us all.

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Later, I would learn that coincidences are the most planned things in the world. Later, I would learn that every single moment is a coincidence.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.