Here's what I think: the five most unattractive traits in people are cheapness, clinginess, neediness, unwillingness to change and jealousy. Jealousy is the worst, and by far the hardest to conceal.

After you're dead and buried and floating around whatever place we go to, what's going to be your best memory of Earth? What one moment for you defines what it's like to be alive on this planet? What's your takeaway? Fake yuppie experiences that you had to spend money on, like white water rafting or elephant rides in Thailand don't count. I want to hear some small moment from your life that proves you're really alive.

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

What is prayer but a wish for the events in your life to string together to form a story -- something that makes some sense of events you know have meaning.

TV is all about hair. And then skin. And then clothing. And then it's about your voice. And finally the report, what you're actually saying. And 99 times out of 100, it never gets past the hair.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

So much information lacks a good way to store it, especially when it's all digital; sometimes it requires old technology to go back and retrieve it.