Do you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fast as you can and then close your eyes and see what happens?

Unhappy endings are just as important as happy endings. They’re an efficient way of transmitting vital Darwinian information. Your brain needs them to make maps of the world, maps that let you know what sorts of people and situations to avoid.

Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.

Anyway, I want to remember that love can happen. Because there is life after not having a life. I never expected love to happen. What was I expecting from life, then?

Only the disenfranchised can party with abandon.

I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me.

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.