She thought about her life and how lost she’d felt for most of it. She thought about the way that all truths she’d been taught to consider valuable invariably conflicted with the world as it was actually lived. How could a person be so utterly lost, yet remain living?

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

what I remember is the silence in spite of the noise. In my head it might just as well have been a snowy day in the country.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is fantastic. It's volcanic and sexy and utterly unlike anything I've read before. It feels like the future in a dazzling way that has nothing to do with looking backward. It's been a long wait for a new novel from Mark Leyner, but worth it. Ten out of ten from me.

I think, there are people for whom freedom is a bigger, more important thing than stability.

I have always liked the idea of Superman because I have always liked the idea that there is one person in the world who doesn’t do bad things. And that there is one person in the world who is able to fly.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.