Life need not be a story, but it does need to be an adventure.
Technology favors horrible people.
The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
I mean five thousand years ago people emerge out of nowhere -sproing!- with brains and everything and begin wrecking the planet. You'd think we'd give the issue a little more thought than we do.