Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.

I used to care about how other people thought I led my life. But lately I've realized that most people are too preoccupied with their own lives to give anybody else even the scantiest of thoughts.

Here's what I think: the five most unattractive traits in people are cheapness, clinginess, neediness, unwillingness to change and jealousy. Jealousy is the worst, and by far the hardest to conceal.

My mood has changed now. And the sun has gone behind the clouds. I'm in this mood I feel occasionally... this mood where there's a very good friend nearby who I should be phoning. If only I could reach that friend and talk, then everything would be just fine. The dilemma is, of course, I just don't know who that friend is. But in my heart I know my mood is merely me feeling disconnected from my true inner self.

Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be? A: You already are an animal.

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.

People will always choose more money over more sex