Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?

There are three things we cry for in life: things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

Maybe the more emotions a person experiences in their daily lives, the longer time seems to feel to them. As you get older, you experience fewer new things, and so time seems to go by faster.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.