Give parents the tiniest of confidences and they'll use them as crowbars to jimmy you open and rearrange your life with no perspective.
Sometimes you can't realize you're in a bad mood until another person enters your orbit.
Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.
Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.
Time erases both the best and the worst of us.
Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the year 19993 will one day exist and that time is a scary thing, indeed.