HISTORICAL SLUMMING: the act of visiting locations such as diners, smokestack industrial sites, rural villageslocations where time appears to have been frozen many years backso as to experience relief when one returns back to'the present'.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

In the same way you can never go backward to a slower computer, you can never go backward to a lessened state of connectedness.

Wilcox Fate is for losers.

I cry because the future has once again found its sparkle and has grown a million times larger. And I cry because I am ashamed of how badly I have treated the people I love–of how badly I behaved during my own personal Dark Ages–back before I had a future and someone who cared for me from above. It is like today the sky opened up and only now am I allowed to enter

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?