Below a certain point, if you keep too quiet, people no longer see you as thoughtful or deep; they simply forget you.

Unhappy endings are just as important as happy endings. They’re an efficient way of transmitting vital Darwinian information. Your brain needs them to make maps of the world, maps that let you know what sorts of people and situations to avoid.

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.

Do you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fast as you can and then close your eyes and see what happens?

Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.

My brain feels like a cool, deep lake.