How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?

You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you worry you are an interchangeable cog.

It's like male geeks don't know how to deal with real live women, so they just assume it's a user interface problem. Not their fault. They'll just wait for the next version to come out- something more "user friendly.

Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

When you grow up these days, you're told you're going to have four or five different careers during your lifetime. But what they don't tell you is that you're also going to be four or five different people along the way.

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

The world is a glorious place, and filled with so many unexpected moments that I'd get lumps in my throat, as though I were watching a bride walk down the aisle - moments as eternal and full of love as the lifting of veils, the saying of vows and the moment of the first wedded kiss.