On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen.
Douglas CouplandWhat if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?
Douglas CouplandKnee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.
Douglas Coupland