Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience.

Capitalization implies a hierarchy, that some letters are more special than others.

Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.

As I'm never going to be old, I'm glad that I never lost my sense of wonder about the world, although I have a hunch it would have happened pretty soon. I loved the world, its beauty and bigness as well as its smallness.

It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.

Nobody believes the identities we've made for ourselves. I feel like everybody in the world is fake now - as though people had true cores once, but hucked them away and replaced them with something more attractive but also hollow.

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.