Youth is the time of life lived for some imaginary audience.

Below a certain point, if you keep too quiet, people no longer see you as thoughtful or deep; they simply forget you.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Here's what I think: the five most unattractive traits in people are cheapness, clinginess, neediness, unwillingness to change and jealousy. Jealousy is the worst, and by far the hardest to conceal.