TV is all about hair. And then skin. And then clothing. And then it's about your voice. And finally the report, what you're actually saying. And 99 times out of 100, it never gets past the hair.

Nobody believes the identities we've made for ourselves. I feel like everybody in the world is fake now - as though people had true cores once, but hucked them away and replaced them with something more attractive but also hollow.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

I think writing would have happened to me anyway, somehow. Differently, but it still would have happened.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.