TV is all about hair. And then skin. And then clothing. And then it's about your voice. And finally the report, what you're actually saying. And 99 times out of 100, it never gets past the hair.

Below a certain point, if you keep too quiet, people no longer see you as thoughtful or deep; they simply forget you.

When you see such photos, you can't help but wonder at just how sweet and sad and innocent all moments of life are rendered by the tripping of a camera's shutter, for at that point the future is still unknown and has yet to hurt us, and also for that brief moment, our poses are accepted as honest.

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.

What is human behavior, except trying to prove that we're not animals?

Their talk was endless, compulsive, and indulgent, sometimes sounding like the remains of the English language after having been hashed over by nuclear war survivors for a few hundred years.