It's just amazing how hard it is for people to change, even when amazing things happen. It almost reinforces who you are instead of making you change.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? It'll still be happening to an unchanged person.

Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.

At least when you're young you're also stupid.

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

The richness of the rain made me feel safe and protected; I have always considered the rain to be healing—a blanket—the comfort of a friend. Without at least some rain in any given day, or at least a cloud or two on the horizon, I feel overwhelmed by the information of sunlight and yearn for the vital, muffling gift of falling water.