If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? It'll still be happening to an unchanged person.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

What is human behavior, except trying to prove that we're not animals?

MID-TWENTIES BREAKDOWN: A period of mental collapse occurring in one's twenties, often caused by an inability to function outside of school or structured environments coupled with a realization of one's essential aloneness in the world. Often marks induction into the ritual of pharmaceutical usage.