If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you? It'll still be happening to an unchanged person.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.

You're right, a spleen is a strange thing-we technically don't need one, but maybe spleens are kept in our bodies in case we mutate or evolve, and if we grow wings or tentacles we need to have the spleen in place in order for them to work.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Negative? Moi? I think realistic might be a better word. You mean to tell me we can drive all the way here from L.A. and see maybe ten thousand square miles of shopping malls, and you don't have maybe just the weentsiest inkling that something, somewhere has gone very very cuckoo?

People will always choose more money over more sex

Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers!