Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

We are all of us born with a letter inside us, and that only if we are true to ourselves, may we be allowed to read it before we die.

Is that all time is - our perception of how quickly it does or does not pass?

As you grow older, it becomes harder to feel 100 percent happy; you learn all the things that can go wrong, you become superstitious about tempting fate, about bringing disaster upon your life by accidentally feeling too good one day.

Los Angelenos dress like they've been focus-grouped.

If you want to get close to somebody, you have to tell him or her something intimate about yourself. They'll tell you something intimate in return, and if you keep this going, maybe you'll end up in love.

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them.