Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

There are three things we cry for in life: things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.

Anyway, I want to remember that love can happen. Because there is life after not having a life. I never expected love to happen. What was I expecting from life, then?

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.

...you spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young. Rules change along the way. The first things to go are those things you thought were eternal.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.