You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

Question: If there were two of you which one would win?

Negative? Moi? I think realistic might be a better word. You mean to tell me we can drive all the way here from L.A. and see maybe ten thousand square miles of shopping malls, and you don't have maybe just the weentsiest inkling that something, somewhere has gone very very cuckoo?

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

There's nothing at the center of what we do...No center. It doesn't exist. All of us-look at our lives: We have an acceptable level of affluence. We have entertainment. We have a relative freedom from fear. But there's nothing else.