Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

I ma trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.

Wilcox Fate is for losers.

Storytelling is ultimately a creative act of pattern recognition. Through characters, plot and setting, a writer creates places where previously invisible truths become visible. Or the storyteller posits a series of dots that the reader can connect.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.