I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything.

What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality?

Los Angelenos dress like they've been focus-grouped.

Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?

Our achievements may make us interesting, Tyler, but our darkness makes us lovable.

You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.

Capitalization implies a hierarchy, that some letters are more special than others.