Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

If food were free, why work?

To awake from death is to die in peace.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.