If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.