A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that 'ancient institution' the old one.
Douglas William JerroldHe was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.
Douglas William JerroldJewels! It's my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.
Douglas William Jerrold