Religion is in the heart, not in the knees.

A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

Jewels! It's my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.

Gravity is more suggestive than convincing.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

The sharp employ the sharp.