Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together.

Virtue is a beautiful thing in woman when they don't go about with it like a child with a drum making all sorts of noise with it.

Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together.

Love the sea? I dote upon it--from the beach.

Habitual intoxication is the epitome of every crime.

Modesty is a bright dish-cover, which makes us fancy there is something very nice underneath it.

Slugs crawl and crawl over our cabbages, like the world's slander over a good name. You may kill them, it is true; but there is the slime.