Gravity is more suggestive than convincing.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

Fix yourself upon the wealthy. In a word, take this for a golden rule through life: Never, never have a friend that is poorer than yourself.

Dogmation is puppyism come to its full growth.

He who owns the soil, owns up to the sky.

There are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.

Wishes, at least, are the easy pleasures of the poor.