There is no such thing as a guilty pleasure.

I know people dont think I work.

Stories in themselves are not automatically good; it has to be the right kind of story told by the right kind of person.

I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.

The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

If you keep the law of God, you are not described in Scripture as a pinched legalist, but rather as happy (Prov. 29:18).