Wealth is a gift from God, and pride is bequeathed to us from the devil.

Whether the Bible is Law or Gospel depends on the spiritual condition of the one hearing it. If someone is regenerate and loves God, then the whole Bible is Gospel to him. If someone is unregenerate and hates God, the whole Bible is Law to him, the whole thing condemns him.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

How is it possible to live like a machine and bear fruit like a tree?

Liars are experts in chopping logic and missing the truth slightly - 'Did God say not to eat from any tree?' In order to pin a liar down, words must be defined in the most careful manner available.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Stories in themselves are not automatically good; it has to be the right kind of story told by the right kind of person.