Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

If you keep the law of God, you are not described in Scripture as a pinched legalist, but rather as happy (Prov. 29:18).

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

The medievalist has the capacity, and the desire, to harmonize. He believes the planets sing in harmony; why cannot technology also sing?

I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.