I'm having the time of my life and I'm glad people are enjoy it.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.