I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.

I was always trying to do things to make school fun.

It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that's part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you've hit a nerve. But that doesn't scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of 'Full House' or something.

The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.

I've known lots of people that are talented and nothing happens. It's not about talent, it's relentless drive.