I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

Be relentless and then you'll break through.

I think comedians have a function in society, which is to make fun of our icons.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

I don't just want to be successful I want to have fun.

The best thing about becoming successful is that you get flowers all the time.

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.